February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Valid reasons to be annoyed with CBS right now:
oxfordtweed:
° Watson is no longer the accomplished and decorated war hero and army doctor, two aspects of the character which have always, in some way or another, coloured the way the character behaves and the decisions they make. Not only does it change the character, but it sends a message that women aren’t capable of fighting for their country. ° Related to the above, Watson has no longer...
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rfswanson:
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
circusgifs replied to your post: Give me name ideas for a Dalek
Dalek Lek… . sorry -_-
xD sounds cute
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Give me name ideas for a Dalek
You know, like Caan or Sec
This shit about the new Sherlock Holmes show is...
malcs:
I’ll put it under the cut so you can skip it if you don’t want to read an angry ramble.
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carsonphillips:
Sometimes I literally yell “NO” at my computer when I see something on my dash.
More resources on masturbation :-)
ununpentium:
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fuckyeahsexeducation:
Hey, I love what you’re doing! Thanks so much for being such an awesome resource.
Seeing all the recent questions about masturbation, I wanted to share this article from Persephone that I recently read. Perhaps it’ll help some of the more visual of you out there :-)
“Q and A with Ms. Vagina Science: How Do You Masturbate?”
FYSE: This is...
So, a year ago today ...
nauticalnanobeing:
I learned at work today that tomorrow is...
221b-bagend:
I have no time to prepare though D:
I may just bring my stuffed polar bear to school tomorrow.
Anyone going to do anything for it? :D
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where do those new scenes of HG come from?
the one with Katniss shooting at the gamemakers?
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Daily Express saying Benedict likely to play The...
ununpentium:
lornasp:
Probably a bucket of salt needed:-
HE IS best known for battling villains in his celebrated role as super-sleuth Sherlock Holmes – now Benedict Cumberbatch is being lined up to play Doctor Who’s deadly foe The Master for the show’s 50th anniversary.
Programme insiders say the 35-year-old actor is likely to lock horns with current Time Lord Matt Smith, 29, when...
not-my-divison:
You can never tell what you’ll find in the area. Say it’s actually a gigantic cake. - Peeta Mellark. Page 96 The Hunger Games
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Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
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jammy-john:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
AND AS I RAN I WOULD CLICK THE SMOKE MACHINE ON AND HAVE MY HAIR CASCADING BEHIND ME, AND WHEN WE FALL INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS, WE SHALL CHERISH THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT OF FINALLY BEING ABLE TO DO...